A turkey lives 1000 days. Every day for 999 days the turkey is fed and fattened, eating a little more everyday.
Let's say for the sake of this piece that this turkey is a fantasy free-range turkey, not the traditional mass-produced, death-farmed, slaughterhouse, pig-boned, steroid special you will be eating this Thursday.
So from this turkey's perspective he is happier and happier every day, thinking to himself, "Wow, what a great life I have. Every day just gets better and better and every day I just get bigger and bigger!"
Day 1000. Chop. Thwack. Slaughter. Gutted.

And for that we can all be grateful!
Happy Thanksgiving all. Please keep the slaughterhouse product consumption to a minimum this year.
And don't be a turkey.
