Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Please Everyone Calmly Scream and Simultaneously Run For The Exits Hair On Fire.

Are you enjoying the collapse of Western Style Banana Capitalism?

I for one, am very excited.

It seems that relentless money printing did not provide the expected stimulus.

How surprising!! Zero value was created.

No worries, I know the solution:

More printing!!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Destroyers Shall Not Be Fixers

Lack of private sector experience is making Obama mad.

It is commendable that he somehow avoided the Disaster Capitalism that made this country tick, but it's crushing him now.

Anyone that has spent a day in the rat race understands this:

If someone fucks up Royally (pun intended) then yes, they should be directed to clean up the mess, but NEVER given responsibility to DIRECT the clean-up.Common sense, if you ever did the Ratatouille...

The reason (and I can't believe I have to explain this to Commander):

The fuck-ups main incentive is to cover their ass, not fix the problem. Ergo, the Taxpayer Bank Bailout Massacre and BP Atlantic Ocean Top Kill.

I'm glad he's mad now. Three Step Solution:
1) Eliminate Geithner and Summers, bring in Volcker like you promised.
2) Eliminate BP, bring in the Russian Nuclear Navy
3) Eliminate your entire Cabinet.
Simple. Kick ass.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

It's Not Your Fault, Will.

No crying.

My argument, my complaint, my whining last post, has been pointed out to be a bit of a cry.

And way simplistic...

Looking back, it's true, I needed a good cry as the Atlantic Ocean was destroyed.

And I put all the blame on Obama which is patently ridiculous. This problem, this mindset, has been in the making for decades.

It's not your fault, Will! It's not your fault!!

This fucking problem we are having, with multiple species extinction, and oil blob Hampton vacays, is symbolic, is karmically appropriate for our time, and it boils down to this...

We are completely unconscious.

We have no reverence for anything. We want cheap oil so we can get to the job we hate, so we can buy the huge fucking TV, such that we can go completely numb to everything.

American Idol, Dancing With the Dead Dolphins, whatever the fuck the distraction du jour is, gimme some of that, baby! My job sucks and my marriage has become a fucking suicide pact, gimme some facebook status updates!

Oooooooohhhh, calm down guy, take it easy, we all deserve a break, it will all be allright, we don't need to understand any of this... Eighth grade math and fourth grade science are unimportant.. With a liberal arts education, you can have it all!

Look, Obama did not cause any of this, not even close, and he was on the right side of most of these issues before he took command. And he is taking the No-Drama analytical approach which is exactly what he ran on, this is exactly what he promised.

But like the banking implosion, his analytic model is this: let the destroyers be the fixers because hey, this is too fucking complicated, they know best... Thank you Henry Paulson. TARP/ ZIRP was the greatest thing ever for Goldman Sachs and what is good for Goldman has obviously been great for mankind! Look at how great things are now. We did it, America!

Irrationally, I was looking for a bit of drama. Sometimes we need some fucking drama. As Spike Lee said, "Go off!" PR matters, it's energy, it's vibration. It fucking matters.

Bill Clinton... fuck even George W. Bush, would have been down there in waders pulling dolphins out of the ocean, tears welling up.

This country needs exactly this: take BP by the fucking neck, say, "Hey fucko, you're done here, Exxon owns you if they can plug this thing, and even if they cannot, you're still done, in all sincerity, go fuck yourself, good luck in prison. No tears."

My best of friends says PR is irrelevant, what matters is practically fixing the problem, and that cutting down Obama is both way simplistic and counter-productive. He's right, realistically, practically... there is nothing Obama can do about this disaster that is years in the making.

Obama was and maybe still is our last hope. He needs our support, and I support our President as I support this amazing country where I get to make my case and project my voice at full volume.

What does matter is this. The country needs him to lead. Go Drama! Stand the fuck up, make us believe this is being handled, so we can get on with it.

Lead.

Stand up to the Corporate Disaster that has marked your Presidency. Risk it all. Risk impeachment. Risk your legacy. At this point, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Obama Will Not Save You...

I voted for him too...

Just another Corporatist.

Bank bailouts and BP...

Clueless.

Not that smart, not that conscious. I thought he was our first conscious President...

I was so wrong.

Actually, our founders were the most conscious: Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Hamilton; they were real mystics, connected to truth, they knew we were all one, and we were all fallible.

Limited government, limited power.

Obama, it turns out, is not that connected. He faked me out too. My apologies.

He's done...

At the time, he was the best choice, no doubt. Unless you voted for Ron Paul or Ralph Nader, then you are true Patriots and we will look to your wisdom next time.

As a matter of fact, those that voted for Paul and Nader last time should be the only only ones allowed to vote next time.

I am forfeiting my voting rights.

Paul voters on the Right and Nader voters on the Left get to vote. Anything in between, i.e. McCain or Obama voters, we failed the IQ test, we're all banned for at least 10 years.

Party Repubs and Dems alike are both the worst, most malignant forms of Corporatism out there.

We need to clean house ASAP.

I forfeit my right to vote for 10 years. I've completely opted out. Good luck, America

The system is imploding any way, fuck it...

Happy Memorial Day, remember the soldiers please, and have fun this Summer.

It's not individuals that are failing, it's governments, we'll get a new one soon, so keep on keeping on.

Hare Om.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Run For The Hills.

Hi there.

I have a bigger responsibility here, I'm finding...

First of all, anyone that tells you they know what the future holds is lying to you.

Including me!!

I only speak in probabilities, please understand. If you're new here, some background is in order, so here ya go:

I've been involved in the financial markets on and off for 10+ years. What a fucking 10 years!!

I've seen multiple cycles, mini-bull and mini-bear markets within the context of the long-term bear.

I remember my first "real job" as a back office supplier to Merrill Lynch in the late 90's walking into the brand new World Financial Center in the World Trade Center.

In my too-big suit from Century 21, I was a mini-baller, I thought... 22 years old, clueless, scared shitless, I never made it onto the trading floor...

Not once did I think I'd ever have a shot at working there...

Seven years later, I was broker at Merrill Lynch. Five years prior to that, the World Trade Center was annihilated. Four years after Merrill hired me, I had quit, gone to India, returned and was shorting their stock into oblivion.

Dream, reality, nightmare, void. Repeat.

I've enjoyed the ride: the 2003 free money dot.bounce, worked the 2007 glitch, traded the 2008 collapse, worked the 2009 run, the just happened 2010 flash crash, traded them all.

I am a student of Mandelbrot/ Taleb and chaos. I believe there is far more risk in markets than people believe. I believe the bell curve and all it's corresponding bullshit is inapplicable to anything that goes on here. So Modern Portfolio Theory, standard deviations and 99% of the Nobel Prize nonsense that comes out of Wall Street is a sales pitch and ridiculous.

But like I said, I can only speak in probabilities.

I have no fucking clue what will happen next...

My guess is this:

Big leg down. I believe the European banks are facing the same liquidity concerns the US banks were facing in 2008, overnight lending not happening and what-not. The Euro makes no sense, the markets know this.

Of course, anything can happen, the market can rally here, it's just robots trading against each other and they'll take it wherever they want because they're fucking robots. Also, the Fed/ECB could announce another trillion dollar rescue. What's another trillion at this point...?? And it's off to the races.

And I do believe there are great things happening in this country, but the debt overhang is too big. The math does not work. So what I'm saying is: if you own stocks AND YOU NEED THE MONEY ANY TIME IN THE NEXT YEAR, sell them, get out, you had a great bounce.

Run for the hills.

I want you to be successful, I want you to be happy. The stock market is not for you. Period.

Gold, Apple and some cash, that's it. We're gonna do a down and up. Hyperinflation is the end game I believe, but for now, play it safe, and I promise to do my best to get you back in when it's time

But at the end of the day, it's your money. Keep that in mind and you'll be fine.

There that's it, let's talk kundalini yoga now.

And forever.