Nothing to see here. Carry on.
Market gyrations down 1000 up 700 in 5 minutes are totally the new, new thing. No worries, mate.
Everything's fine.
Robots have taken over the Capital Markets. Skynet v. the three humans left trading. The Singularity is here.
So better to focus on Kundalini yoga. Or focus on your inside game. Or build your bunker. Or open a vegan hot dog stand.
Or enjoy a deeply discounted trip to Europe.
I for one will focus on Kundalini yoga.
Kundalinis wear white because it attracts all the colors of the spectrum and has higher vibration/ aura.
People in LA wear white because:
a) we are not clinically depressed
b) we are all Kundalini yoga teachers
c) we are all aura sensitive
d) all of the above
The correct answer is d) all of the above.